Casting | Rôle |
|---|
| Jaime Lyn Beatty | Sherman Young / Secretary of State / Noel / Charlotte Sweetly / Ensemble |
| Jeff Blim | General John MacNamara / Man In A Hurry / Ken Davidson / Announcer / Ensemble |
| Corey Dorris | Frank Pricely / Mr. Humbugger / Bill Woodward |
| Angela Giarratana | Lex Foster / Snigglette / Ensemble |
| Lauren Lopez | Linda Monroe / Emma Perkins / Jingle / Ensemble |
| Robert Manion | Ethan Green / Christopher Kringle / Evil Ethan / Peter Spankoffski / Ensemble |
| Jon Matteson | Paul Matthews / Wiggly / Gary Goldstein / Carl Mason / SECDEF Wallace McNeill / Ensemble |
| Curt Mega | President Howard Goodman / Ed / Ensemble |
| Joey Richter | The Homeless Guy / Uncle Wiley / Cineplex Teen / Jangle / Ted Spankoffski |
| Dylan Saunders | Tom Houston |
| James Tolbert | Xander Lee / Security Guard / Vice President Bob Morris / Ensemble |
| Kim Whalen | Becky Barnes / Ensemble |
| Kendall Nicole Yakshe | Hannah Foster / Tim Houston |
