Casting | Rôle |
|---|
| Hughston Walkinshaw | Simon / Bookstore Patron |
| Jill Anderson | Gina, Simon's Girlfriend |
| Frankie Bee | Jorge, Columbian Jewel Thief |
| Christopher M. Dukes | Gustavo, Columbian Jewel Thief |
| Lars Erik Madsen | Lars, the Donut Guy |
| Dick Mueller | Mort, Simon's Father |
| Scott Kurz | Evan, Simon's Brother |
| Rene Johnson | Claudette, Simon's Sister |
| Melissa Jarecke | Myra, Simon's Mother |
| Robert J. Garfield | Bob, Charismatic Guitar Player |
| Tim Siragusa | Telemarketing Trainer |
| Donald Ray Schwartz | Jeweler |
| Ben Nelson | Himself (Nebraska Governor) |
| Richard A. Roth | Himself (Douglas County Sheriff) |
| Allan Abbott | Himself (Dept. of Roads Director) |
| Delbert D. Weber | Himself (Chancellor, University of Nebraska - Omaha) |
| Michael Scott | FEDS Host |
| Earl E. Bates III | Lead FEDS Agent |
| David Gaines | Buddhist Guru |
| Aaron Fili | Ian, the Photographer |
| Thomas F. Rudloff | Bookstore Owner |
| Scott Blankenship | Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers |
| Chip Burns | FEDS Agent |
| Bruce Cole-Edwards | Buddhist Monk |
| Shea Degan | FEDS Victim |
| James E. Duff | Bumpkin at Truck Stop |
| Jim Exon | Himself |
| Marilyine Franklin | FEDS Agent |
| Greg Fredrick | FEDS Agent |
| J.B. Jones | Telemarketer |
| Katie Kasher | Telemarketer |
| Steve Kuhn | Coffee Drinker Under Window |
| David Kundy | Pipe Smoker |
| Aaron Kurzdorfer | Skateboard Dude |
| Larry Michelson | Announcer |
| P.J. Morgan | Himself (Omaha Mayor) |
| Johari Nichols | Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers |
| Rachael Osborn | Child on Street in Omaha |
| Frank Rizzuto | Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers |
| Donneania Shepherd | Telemarketing Student |
| Steven Tamisiea | Waiter |
| Kent Theesen | FEDS Agent |
| Fritz Thorne | Lead Kickboxer (Chicken Man) |
| J. James Exon | Self (archive footage) |
